You got a pretty mouth...
Today's oneword:
Paper
"Man dies in freak hog-pen mauling."
"What?"
I pointed. "'S'in the paper. What do you think he was doing?"
"In the pen?"
"Yeah."
"I'd rather not know."
"I wonder if it was a revenge killing."
"God that's disgusting."
2 Comments
Tonight, on a very special Charlotte's Web:
"All right, Wilbur... show us on the doll where he touched you..."
Posted by: Doyce | April 23, 2003 12:04 PM
Dude, you have to warn us before you do that. I almost laughed myself to apoplexy.
Posted by: Michael | April 23, 2003 6:36 PM